Humor

Who Let The InfluenzaOut? - It's that time of year again. It's the time when I find myself wishing flu was the past tense of fly.

Don't You Hate Feeling Taken? - Cleaning solutions that don't remove stains, diet pills that don't burn fat, cars that don't run as good as they look - the only thing worse than feeling taken is feeling taken twice.

Is Driving Yourself Crazy A Short Trip? - After driving in New YOrk City, I thought LA driving would be easy. These days can you go for a Sunday drive in any city?

Is It Plane, Plain Or Pain? - If you want an opportunity to meet people and make close friendships, travel by plane.

Welcome to California National Park! - When California runs out of water, we can make it into one heck of a national park. Don't forget to bring your water bottles...

Who Put The "Ow" In Wedding Vow? - I think "til death do us part" should be taken out of the wedding vows. The average marriage lasts only twenty-four years.

Do Detours Test Our Sense Of Direction? - Sometimes I think if I saw a road map of my life, I'd get lost trying to get where I am.

Gift Certificates For Marriage Counseling? - Marriage counseling gets a bad rap because people are embarrassed to talk about it. Maybe a PR tweak would help. Maybe it could be called the gift that keeps on giving.

How Old Is Your Car In People Years? - There are advantages to driving an old car. It teaches you humility and patience. It teaches you to respect old age and - not having to make car payments.

Are Doors Open For Discussion? - When we moved into our new home, I told my family I was open to suggestions for a new, front door. Does that qualify as an open-door policy?